rnoonpie:

powerfulpomegranate:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.

things are heating up in the candy fandom

(via sinking-gravyboat)

overheardinwod:

just-shower-thoughts:

I want to mint my own coins with my face on it and bury them all over the world so that future archaeologists can dig them up and think I ruled the world at one point.

Chaotic neutral.

(via moshxmallow)

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via contingxnt)

how-fucking-dare-you:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons of being gay: both you and your husband will die on the titanic.

(via contingxnt)